There really is a movie called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!
Santa sets up a fantastic automated toy factory on Mars!
Where to find it:
The Internet Archive
"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here." Criswell, Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)The Amazing Criswell aside, the future isn't what it used to be. Once upon a time in the dim, remote past called the 20th century, the future was big business. Among mystic Edgar Cayce's clients were such luminaries as Woodrow Wilson and Thomas Edison. Nostradamus was a rock star 400 years after he penned his last prophecy. Performers like the Amazing Kreskin routinely popped up on late night television to share their psychic insights. And their predictions dealt with more than just the tiresome minutiae of celebrity life -- they were about war and peace, wealth and poverty, the fortunes of great statesmen and politicians, and even the fate of the earth itself.
|Not even the Amazing Criswell could|
have predicted the enduring popularity
of Plan 9 from Outer Space
|The fake mentalist has his first real psychic vision.|
|Moon-eyed Christine (Jane Baxter)|
is the "battery" that jump starts
Maximus' psychic powers.
|Maximus and Rene are apprehensive as a nearby|
clock tower seems to toll for the end of their marriage.
|The desperate psychic implores the workers |
to stay away from the tunnel.
|Remember, only you can prevent stage fires|
caused by freaky psychic visions.